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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
dankmemeuniversity

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rowantheexplorer

They’re also shooting for 100% renewable plastic sources by 2030! All of the soft plant/leaf elements in sets right now and going forward are made out of bioplastic made from sugarcane, and they’re working on getting the regular hard plastic bricks out of that, too.

lynnafred

They’ve done it, actually! The full bricks are in the prototype stage now, and are expected to be 100% biodegradable without the need for a commercial compost facility. It’s very cool. Right now they’re testing the durability and playability of the bricks and seeing what needs to be revised/reworked on their final model.

apurplefriend

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rentalgoose
virginia-werewolf

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i'm obsessed with this lady who said her first action in office as president would be to call new zealand and tell them to go fuck themselves

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

you forgot to add:

- randomly invoked anti vax rhetoric during a discussion about healthcare policy

- said “where were you [when an issue occured]?” pointing to all candidates

- posts stuff like this on twitter:

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frogmunist

Marianne Williamson trying to send us coded messages that we are all god

rentalgoose

Those tweets makes it sound like God is turning me on and i can't tell if that's good or bad

imveryclueless
thegaylists

We’re closing out pride month and i just wanna say that each and every one of us has the responsibility 2 hold the same energy for men in dresses as we do for ladies in suits

thegaylists

smh i cant believe nobody did this for me and now i have 2 do it myself.

billy porter

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Keiynan Lonsdale

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Michael Urie

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Robert Sheehan

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thegaylists

Eugene Lee Yang

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Chester Lockhart

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Jaden Smith

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Olly Alexander

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Marc Jacobs

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thegaylists

Ive been reading through tags and this post was made by a lesbian. Don’t support them JUST because you want to fuck them or find it hot, your primary reasoning should be because everybody has the right to wear what they want.

These celebrities might all be beautiful and slender and young because they’re well,, celebrities. But not every man who chooses to wear a dress will be. They still deserve support.

mpregwizard
charlesoberonn

New superhero: Crime Man.

He stops crimes exclusively by comitting crimes. He out-crimes the criminals.

soft-riddler

The Punisher does this and the crime is murder

charlesoberonn

The Punisher doesn’t stop crime, he punishes criminals. Big difference. Crime Man is more proactive than that.

soft-riddler

So what you really mean is like. A totalitarian government that profiles people and arrests them before they commit crimes (which is a crime)

charlesoberonn

No, it’s more like stopping a credit fraud from happening by comitting arson.

mr-elementle

*A mugger threatening me with a knife* Give me your money!

*Crimeman appearing from the darkness with a bigger knife* NO CRIMINAL! You give me YOUR money!

sudokobitch

I love the efforts to get deeply analytical and political but op just shuts them down with no crime man does CRIME

BUT BETTER

jadensilver

He finds out someone’s planning to rob the bank so he robs it first so there isn’t any money left when they get there. 

dikubutto

Armed robbery? Hold their family hostage until they deliver their guns in an unmarked bag behind a gas station

charlesoberonn

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  • shirt and pants with horizontal black and white stripes
  • A black domino mask
  • A dark grey wool hat
  • a big sack with a dollar sign on it where he stores his gadgets
  • a yellow sash reading “CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS”
micaxiii

I drew fanart

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did I get it right?

charlesoberonn

Now that’s a hero if I’ve ever seen one.

charlesoberonn

Check out this amazing Crime Man comic by @micaxiii

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casual--witchcraft

You do the crime, you get the crime.

charlesoberonn

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The plan is working!

fandomsarepainful

Now Crime Man has to have a seperate blog all on its own as well as its own following.

charlesoberonn

The plan is to eventually make a crowdfunding campaign for a Crime Man graphic novel. I’m already in talks with people who could do the art.

cute-necromancing-misanthrope

Crime Man is an Icon

imveryclueless
shortviolet

most iconic things shane madej has said in buzzfeed unsolved 

  •  “yeah, that rings a bell or two, that shakes a tambourine.” 
  • “let me spin you a yarn, that you shan’t soon forget. I’m being eaten alive by crabs right now.” 
  • “I’M STRAAAANGE, AND OFF-PUTTING !” 
  • “I’m disrespectful, but I’m talking to dust and cobwebs.” 
  • “HOW DARE YOU DISPOSE OF MY BODY” 
  • “Cops in the 70s were like, oh you just killed someone ? You got 20 bucks ?” 
  • Everything he said on Goatman’s Bridge. 
  • *imitating a man claiming to be D.B Cooper on his deathbed* “I have something to tell you…… I’m the phantom of the skyyyyyyy” 
  • *laying down on a pentagram* “ROCK N ROLL, BUCKAROO” 
  • “Look I’m not here as a doctor. I just wanna see some of this crazy shit.” 
  • “You better watch out or Yankee Jim will give you some taffy. Some folks say they hear him playing a jolly little kazoo tune in the middle of the night.” 
willshebemina

  • “I did meet some of the most insufferable people. But, they also met me.”
  • *about aliens having made the pyramids because some hieroglyphs looked like modern machinery* “Look, it’s you with two butts! I have drawn it, therefore it must be real!”